ever been fucked so good that every time you think about it
you can physically feel it for a second
and you kind of lose your train of thought (⊙﹏⊙)
Bohemian Rhapsody. Double Speed.
if you can listen to this entire thing with a straight face i will give you a cookie
I SHIT MYSELF LAUGHING 0.2 SECONDS IN OMG THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER
at first i was like challenge accepted but then Galileo happened
I don’t think I even tried at all.
Anonymous asked: Looking good in that new avatar there. But you should really lay off the fake tanner - you look a little orange.
(I had BOTH of these reactions at the same time when I read this)
|wanderingmj:||I really have to poop.|
|outsideparenthesis:||Me too! It will be like a date!|