ladyatheist:

siddharthasmama:

jgaskisanerd:

earthenterran:

zombiepeas:

THEY JUST MADE A BANANA INTO A SPACE BAR

At first I didn’t understand

But now I do.

I feel like I’ve done absolutely nothing with my life.

Also I need this. For reasons.

Amazing, for real!

(Source: videohall)

boyqueen:

tranqualizer:

sapphrikah:

I used to make these!

OMG

BE IN MY MOUTH NOWWWWW

That’s it. I’m making these TOMORROW!

(Source: inspiremefit-xo)

paintbubbles:

No envelope is safe.

fuckyeahtattoos:

Total coffee addict. Tattoo was done by Dennis Pase at Five Star Tattoo in Louisville, KY.

noonecanresistmyschweddyballs:

alexleefitz:

edfreemaybe:

Wayne Brady: 50,072,587,425
Ryan Stiles: 11,113,372,791.5
Colin Mochrie: 3,012,399,040.5
Chip Esten: 2,004,047,000
Greg Proops: 1,001,122,117
Brad Sherwood: 1,071,980.5
Denny Segal: 1,059,560
Karen Maruyama: 1,004,450
Kathy Greenwood: 59,810
Stephen Colbert: 12,000
Kathy Griffin: 5,000
Ian Gomez: 4,000
Jeff Davis: 3,300
Josie Lawrence: 3000
Whoopi Goldberg: 2,500
Patrick Bristow: 1,000
Robin Williams: 1,000
Kathy Kinney: 50

Jesus Christ.

oh my god

To whoever is responsible for this: 
 

(Source: monkey-with-a-gun)

(Source: beautyembrace)